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Coming next issue
For the love of model trains
Coming December 2nd
Introducing TrainMasters.TV
Modeling a realistic switch lock
Weathering wall signs
Installing a sound decoder in a HO
brass loco
Hauling limestone on the
Southeastern
A better bendable sky
... and much much more.
More Derailments humor ...
A Texan was bragging to an Englishman while on a train journey
through England. “In Texas”, he drawls, “you can get on a train, ride all
day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall”.
The Englishman nods his head in understanding, “Yeah, we have slow
trains here too”.
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A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow. Finally, it comes
to a complete halt. A passenger sees the guard walking by outside.
“What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!”
replies the guard. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow
pace. Within five minutes however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same guard walking by again. She leans out
the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the
cow again?”
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