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          humor (allegedly)
        
        
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          “And the big bad wolf huffed and he puffed, and he blew the
        
        
          train over.”
        
        
          Seriously, this amazing footage shows some super-powered
        
        
          wind blowing a full-sized train off the tracks. Just when you
        
        
          thought it couldn’t get any worse, watch helplessly as the de-
        
        
          railed rear of the train, throwing sparks, keeps coming onward
        
        
          toward the loco ...
        
        
          Coming next issue
        
        
          
            For the love of model trains
          
        
        
          
            Coming December 2nd
          
        
        
          Introducing TrainMasters.TV
        
        
          Modeling a realistic switch lock
        
        
          Weathering wall signs
        
        
          Installing  a sound decoder in a HO
        
        
          brass loco
        
        
          Hauling limestone on the
        
        
          Southeastern
        
        
          A better bendable sky
        
        
          ... and much much more.
        
        
          More Derailments humor ...
        
        
          A Texan was bragging to an Englishman while on a train journey
        
        
          through England. “In Texas”, he drawls, “you can get on a train, ride all
        
        
          day long, and still be in Texas by nightfall”.
        
        
          The Englishman nods his head in understanding, “Yeah, we have slow
        
        
          trains here too”.
        
        
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          A passenger train is creeping along, painfully slow. Finally, it comes
        
        
          to a complete halt. A passenger sees the guard walking by outside.
        
        
          “What’s going on?” she yells out the window. “Cow on the track!”
        
        
          replies the guard. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow
        
        
          pace. Within five minutes however, it stops again.
        
        
          The woman sees the same guard walking by again. She leans out
        
        
          the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the
        
        
          cow again?”
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
          MRH-Nov 2013