Coming next issue
For the love of model trains
Coming October 7th
Kitbashing a Norfolk Southern GE
70-tonner loco
Building a craftsman structure kit,
part 2
JMRI - More than just for decoders
Mounting switch machines under
foam roadbed
Scenery tips for modeling cattails
...
and lots more!
More Derailments humor ...
One Saturday, a drunk miner missed the last train home. He wandered
across to the rail yard, found an engine in steam, backed it out onto the
main line, and drove it to his bunk house, stopped it and went home to bed.
He was charged with “theft of a locomotive” by the railroad.
Defense counsel:
Was the engine on railroad property before my client
moved it?
Railroad Attorney:
Yes.
Def:
Was it still on your railroad line when he left it?
RR:
Yes.
Def:
Did it at any time leave your railroad line’s tracks?
RR:
No.
Def:
Then where is the theft?
Magistrate:
Case dismissed.
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