40. MRH13-06-Jun2013 - page 295

Coming next issue
For the love of model trains
Coming in June
Part 1 of building the City of
Miami
Scale flash photography
Tar paper roofs
Modeling Erie boxcars from the
1950s finale
Prototype ops for modelers
...
and lots more!
More Derailments humor ...
An engineer calls the dispatcher and asks him for the time. The dis-
patcher asks him what road he works for.
The engineer snaps back, “What difference does that make?”
“Well,” the dispatcher responds, “If you work for the BNSF it’s 2 pm;
if you work for the UP it’s 1400; if you work for the NFS the big hand is
on the 12 and the little hand is on the 2; and if you work for Amtrak, it’s
Tuesday!”
Gandydancer:
Railroad term for the track worker who hits his toe with
the spike hammer instead of hitting the spike.
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