Coming next issue
        
        
          
            For the love of model trains
          
        
        
          
            Coming in June
          
        
        
          We tour Rob Carey's incredible
        
        
          D&RGW Tennessee Pass
        
        
          Sound on your layout
        
        
          Modeling a rail bumper
        
        
          MOPAC shorty caboose
        
        
          Modeling Erie boxcars from the
        
        
          1950s finale
        
        
          AAR Rail clearances reference
        
        
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            and lots more!
          
        
        
          More Derailments humor ...
        
        
          
            One day while working on a construction project, a railroad company
          
        
        
          
            truck was stuck in the traffic. As my co-worker and I walked by, one of
          
        
        
          
            the guys in the railroad truck hollered at us wanting to know how long
          
        
        
          
            before the roadwork was completed?
          
        
        
          
            My co-worker replied, “When the trains run on time!”
          
        
        
          
            Q: Why can't an engineer be electrocuted?
          
        
        
          
            A: Because he's not a conductor!
          
        
        
          
            Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a steam
          
        
        
          
            locomotive?
          
        
        
          
            A: The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the
          
        
        
          
            locomotive says "Choo Choo Choo!"