Coming next issue
For the love of model trains
Coming in May
Mike Rose models Kitner Mill-
ing in Meshoppen, PA
Freight trucks, 1900-1960
Modeling Erie boxcars from the
1950s finale
Building a laser kit, step-by-step
Another $500 starter layout
contest winner
...
and lots more!
Two drunks were walking down a New York City street when one fell
down the subway steps.
When he got back up to the top again, he retorted to his drinking
partner, "Boy you should see the train set in
that guy's
basement!"
A large two locomotive Amtrak train was crossing the country. After
they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. "No
problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther
on down the line, the remaining engine broke down, and the train
slowed to a dead stop. The engineer decided he should inform the
passengers about why the train had stopped, and he made the follow-
ing announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.
The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck
here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the
train and not an airplane."
More Derailments humor ...
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